This South East Animal

By Dr jalarth Uche Opara

A new animal has just emerged in the South East with the name tag: Uncouth Mannerism, Addictively High, Idiotically.

This animal has been strolling aimlessly, claiming to be the “Odum na egbu Agu” of the South East.

It is very worrisome that this so-called Odum na egbu Agu is found in the South East, grandstanding and making bogus claims that are, at best, uncouth and ungentlemanly.

This character, with his Uncouth Mannerism, Addictively High, Idiotically, has caused and is still causing so much pain.

His sense of decency and continence has been questioned repeatedly, and the ugly stories, accusations, and revelations surrounding his person are stinkingly awful.

He has become a den that keeps swallowing souls and destinies. Step on his toes, and the next minute, one disappears into thin air.

Unbridled in negative aura, uncouth in manners, and addictively high, idiotically seeing himself through the lens of a South East Odum na egbu Agu.
He continues to live in illusion. He cannot be the Odum of the South East.

Nobody has ever been, not even those with better profiles, greater decency, an admirable self-image, and a remarkable fragrance of positive influence—those whose uncharted achievements positively elevated the status of the South East. None of them ascribed such a title to themselves, let alone someone many consider a betrayer of the very zone he claims to represent.

Those who are IKEMBAS (Intentionally Kept Exemplary Memories, Birthed Assiduous System) did not ascribe such names to themselves.

Those who are PETERS (Paving Extraordinary Terrain, Eroding and Repudiating Shenanigans and Stealing) did not ascribe such a name to themselves either.

It beats me how a person with such uncouth manners, addictively high and acting idiotically, should do so.

The only reasonable explanation for this weird imagination is that such a character is high on something—sniffing a septic tank, taking tramadol, or smoking weed.

Uncouth Mannerism, Addictively High, Idiotically is his name.
The South East is not an animal farm.

The region is not the home of Fuji-style commotion either. We are a classic zone, not a Banana Island where sexual orgies are allegedly expressed through contractors and home service providers.

The name South East is too powerful to be dragged into the mud by such an uncouth-mannered person who is addictively high and acts idiotically.

Jarlath Opara
jarlathuche@gmail.com